Saturday, September 6, 2008

Top Ten Ways To Know You're Dating/Married To A Consultant

  • Referred to the first month of your relationship as a "diagnostic period". 
  • Talks to the waiter about process flow when dinner arrives late. 
  • Takes a half day at the office because, "Sunday is your day." 
  • Congratulates your parents for successful value creation. 
  • Tries to call room service from the bedroom. 
  • Ends any argument by saying, "let's talk about this off-line." 
  • Celebrates anniversary by conducting a performance review. 
  • Can't be trusted with the car-too accustomed to beating up rentals. 
  • Valentine's Day card has bullet points. 
  • Refers to lovemaking as a "win-win".

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